Wednesday, August 8, 2012

The Harris solution to the Wisconsin shooting

A few months ago, Sam Harris wrote a very convincing essay in defense of profiling at airports. He sure has me convinced!

This is why, in the wake of the Oak Creek shooting, I would like to propose a novel solution: From now on, all white male Army veterans will be subject to a secondary search upon entering the boarding area of any airport. I can't imagine anybody will oppose this plan!


  1. But, but, that's totally different. Somehow.

  2. For greater precision, restrict it to those with neo-Nazi tattoos.

    1. Too many varieties of neo-Nazi symbols to enumerate; perhaps just to white male Army veterans with any tatoos?