Monday, August 3, 2009

Ten New Ways to Piss Off God

Found a new one today. Leviticus 21:18-20, while not explicitly condemning anyone, bars the following individuals from "approaching the altar":
  1. The blind
  2. The handicapped
  3. People with flat noses (?!?)
  4. People with broken hands or feet
  5. Humpbacks
  6. Dwarves
  7. People with cataracts or astigmatism
  8. People with scurvy
  9. People with scabs
  10. People who "hath his stones broken," which according to at least one website I found means having crushed nuts
You'd think God would take pitty on a handicapped dwarf who had a crippling testicle injury, but I guess that's not Yahweh's style.

1 comment:

  1. Maybe you missed the best one? L21:18 'or any thing superfluous'

    Male nipples?