Friday, July 17, 2009

Oh noes! I have awoken the sleeping cephalopod!

Well now I've gone and done it. Chris Mooney tried to warn the blogosphere, but did I listen? Nope. It turns out PZ Myers is just as dangerous as the accomodationists say he is. You must tiptoe very quietly around him, lest you awaken a sleeping horde of ninjas trained in the ancient art of blog-commenting.

That's right: I totally got linked to from a Popular Blog. So now all I have to do is click on "Monetize" and I can quit my day job, right?

Oh my God, it's HIIIIIITTTTS!!!!!


Oh wait... maybe there is a downside to this: Now I have to try and write something clever. Damn you PZ!!!

12 comments:

  1. Hi. PZ sent me. What do you need?

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  2. PZed told me I should descend upon your blog with my fellow horde-members and do my best to inflate your traffic. (It was an *order*; what could I do?!) Hope it's working.

    Actually, I like it here. Good bloggin'!

    [scrunches bottom into cushions]

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  3. I read the comments and saw your link. Once that happened my PZ mind-conditioning kicked in remotely and I had to come here and comment. Now I have to add you to my personal blog-roll. Take That! ha ha

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  4. You will be rich now. Good, huh?

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  5. PZ has commanded his minions to show up and cause the usual trouble. Could you point out the Mooney related posts?

    (lazy commenter)

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  6. I see the hordes have descended - all 8 of us?

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  7. No. Nine. Eight doesn't make a horde. That's only an uprising. But nine is the magic number. Now we have a horde.

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  8. @MadScientist: Heh, yeah, thanks for pointing this out, I realized I actually didn't have a single Mooney-related post. This has now been rectified. Sorry!

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  9. I'm sad, Jay. How can I count as one of PZ's horde if I've been reading you since before that? (Pouts and walks away to sulk)

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  10. Don't worry, when I parlay this blog into a massive media empire to rival the likes of Harpo Entertainment, you won't be forgotten. Dawn was commenting on my blog even before it became trendy and passe!

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